Shim el's private hell-hole

Look at Canada. Bunch of uptight pricks:

Status of Polygamy worldwide

Claire wrote:

I thought that was Utah?

It is. I didn't want to make the standard marry-your-cousin joke, though.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A COUSIN.

I tell you, though. I don't see anything wrong with someone who'd like to share a husband. It may be the only thing that'd convince me to marry.

"Oh, I don't have to spend EVERY night with him? Sign me up."

Bluelavia wrote:

/runs away

Oh. Well...that's too bad.

Seneca Crane wrote:

I tell you, though. I don't see anything wrong with someone who'd like to share a husband. It may be the only thing that'd convince me to marry.

"Oh, I don't have to spend EVERY night with him? Sign me up."

lol

Handle the jealousy and get to retain half your single life.

Claudius Templesmith wrote:

Bluelavia wrote:

/runs away

Oh. Well...that's too bad.

Best way to save face is to not be there when the egg comes.

I don't get it

Seneca Crane wrote:

I don't get it

"egg on your face" is an old expression in regards to embarrassing oneself.

Um, I get that, S T A R B U C K, I don't get why he would have the egg on his face.

I'll pretend it's because he doesn't want to be embarrassed by his wrong guesses and not because he was hoping to be your one and only.

Seneca Crane wrote:

Um, I get that, S T A R B U C K, I don't get why he would have the egg on his face.

You should be more clear in your statements is probably what you should take away here, but yeah, it must be because he has some wrong player assumptions.

You shouldn't be embarassed Shim-sham. I think I've yet to get one right.

Bluelavia wrote:

/runs away

It's alright, Shim. I have repeatedly forgotten who most of the people are who are playing and have to keep looking it up again. Some are blatantly obvious, but most are being sneaky sneaky.

It was in reference to getting Rue wrong after being told that I should know who they are (my first guess was LO, but I don't think he's married, so I switched to my frozen crotch, but now am leaning toward Ed...I'm trying to think of who consistently calls me 'shim.' My guess for Raile is still SI). I've known most of you for a few years now, and played lying games with you a bunch, so I feel I should at least be able to deduce who people are (though, to be fair to myself, I didn't try very hard, looking at like 2-3 posts to determine identity).

If I do get you wrong, don't take it personally...odds are I still love ya.



As for the other thing, dynamite with a laser beam is WAYYYYYY too good for me, at least in my current incarnation.

Claire wrote:

Seneca Crane wrote:

Um, I get that, S T A R B U C K, I don't get why he would have the egg on his face.

You should be more clear in your statements is probably what you should take away here, but yeah, it must be because he has some wrong player assumptions.

You shouldn't be embarassed Shim-sham. I think I've yet to get one right.

I'm not, really. Just sort of, cause I like my online family and I should be able to see through the hoods.

Also, got the T-shirt the other day...thank you!

Oh lord, you're SOOOOO wrong. On all counts. And I think we're all calling you Shim cause it gets through the board filters.

Raile wrote:

Oh lord, you're SOOOOO wrong. On all counts. And I think we're all calling you Shim cause it gets through the board filters.

I am SOOOOO not...I definitely go the T-shirt the other day.

Haha you sure you didn't just imagine the t-shirt?

I imagine I'd know if I did...or would I?

STOP THAT!

Bluelavia wrote:

Claire wrote:

Seneca Crane wrote:

Um, I get that, S T A R B U C K, I don't get why he would have the egg on his face.

You should be more clear in your statements is probably what you should take away here, but yeah, it must be because he has some wrong player assumptions.

You shouldn't be embarassed Shim-sham. I think I've yet to get one right.

I'm not, really. Just sort of, cause I like my online family and I should be able to see through the hoods.

Also, got the T-shirt the other day...thank you!

I'd have thought that too, but with there not being too much off-topic discussion like there usually is then it's tough to tell.

I moved a couple of the threads from the other side of the board to here. If there are any more you want me to salvage, go make a post in them telling me to do so.